The PM code. its a bit simpler and easier

[Nighty yawns]

<script type="text/javascript">
<!--
document.getElementsByTagName('font').item(1).style.display="none";
//-->
</script>

<script type="text/javascript">
/*
Scripting done by Tex (R)
AKA .FoCuS
Copyright (C) Emphy Designs
All Rights Reserved
*/


// Variables

var myName="Darkling"; // Darkling

// First Status

controlBar = document.getElementsByTagName('table')[0].insertRow(1).insertCell(0);
controlBar.className='windowbg2'

text = document.getElementsByTagName('td')[2].getElementsByTagName('font')[0].innerHTML
text=text.replace(/Hey (.+?), you have (.+?) message/gi,'hey (.+?)')
imdate = text.split(/<br>/i)
controlBar.innerHTML='<table width="100%"><tr><td>'+imdate[0]+'</td><td align="right">'+imdate[1]+'</td></tr></table>'

document.getElementsByTagName('tr')[1].getElementsByTagName('td')[1].style.display='none'
document.getElementsByTagName('font')[1].style.display='none'

// Second Status

controlBar2 = document.getElementsByTagName('table')[1].insertRow(1).insertCell(0);
controlBar2.className='windowbg2'

text = document.getElementsByTagName('td')[2].getElementsByTagName('font')[0].innerHTML
controlBar2.innerHTML='<table width="100%"><tr><td>Welcome to '+myName+'... Please enjoy your stay</td><td align="right"><a href="/index.cgi?action=calendar">View All Events</a></td></tr></table>'

</script>