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Post by Neko on Feb 4, 2010 16:43:46 GMT -6
A/N:: Here is a little mindless fluff with a chance of smut… Not sure yet. Anyways I hope you enjoy it. Make sure not to drink or eat near your computer. And here is a question for you to think about… How do you keep an idiot busy? Read the story and check the ending A/N.
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The night was young and the breeze was just right with a refreshing quality. The season was spring which was a bonus as the sent of flowers was filling the surrounding towns. The moon was also casting a soothing glow over the area, making it the perfect night to relax. That is what Innocence had hoped for at least, she had hoped to drag Damon out of his office unfortunately her lovely little toy was to busy with work again. She had actually been tempted to sulk She had no wish to go outside alone… Sure Damian would probably love going outside but… She had wanted Damon to join her… Nothing against her young son but, as old as he was compared to a year ago he was still to young to really hang out with… Alright that was a horrible excuse… He was wonderful company she just was spoiled and wanted to spend the night with Damon who was once again working…
Much to her surprised however she was given an invitation to go hang with her sister and a few other people for a girl’s night out… It seemed like a good enough time but she felt back. Damon was stuck inside and well… She hardly wanted to leave his workaholic ass alone… However when he heard about the letter he had left his office long enough to push her out the door so she could have some fun and hopefully he could focus enough to finish his work for tonight so when she came back he could spend some time with her. He however forgot one important aspect of her leaving… He was going to be left with Damian alllll alone due to him allowing his workers to be off duty to spent the nice night outside or just relaxing by an open window… That meant his brother too was spending the night with Sarah… Meaning he really was alone…
Not that he minded the young boy’s company but… He had to find him and make sure he would not end up distracting him from work. Cupping his hands around his mouth he took a big breath before screaming the child’s name. After fifteen seconds the sound of feet hitting fur and carpet was heard. Looking behind him he noticed a blur of movement before being tackled in a hug. Luckily Damian was still to small to knock him over. Looking down at his waist he saw the young boy gripping onto him with a smile on his face. Damon rolling his eyes playfully waited till Damian had climbed up his waist, up his shoulder, and was hanging off his back much like a koala. He then leaned forward so he could catch his father’s eyes, “Yes?” Damon just placed a secure hand on his back and headed towards his office. “I need some help…”
Damian gave a surprised look before he broke into a large grin. He hardly ever got to spend time in the office… Sure he had been told when he was one he had accidentally almost fallen off the desk when he was trying to crawl but that hardly seemed like a good reason to keep him out now. He had been walking and of course running as long as he could remember. Reaching the office he was placed in his father’s chair. Damian looked up at Damon with a curious look on his face. Damon then handed him a bunch of blank paper, a quill, and some washable ink Enigma had been kind enough to give him. Damian looked gleeful to see the stuff placed in front of him. Pointing in the objects general direction he looked up at Damon. “Do I get to use this?” Damon just nodded before sitting in the chair Innocence normally took.
“I hope you like to draw…” Damon had figured he was not exactly babysitting material but at least he knew enough to keep the kid from either getting lost, bored, or hurt. At least he hoped so, if Damian got lost or hurt he would be freaking the big one as would his brother and Innocence among a few others… He still had work he needed to do but he figured this could be another excuse. If any of those assholes wanted to stop by and complain about him being late he could always lock them in a room with Damian and show why exactly he was named after a demon child… He was much like a dog, he was loyal and very friendly to those he liked but would not hold back against those he disliked. Plus if those stiffs did anything they would have to worry about a lot more then some late paperwork…
God... To bad being a house leader was not like that book Innocence forced him to read. He was not exactly knight material let along king but… Besides the whole assassination problems it seemed like a nice cushy job… At least there was no paperwork… As far as he knew anyways, for all he knew if he was a king of whatever land he happened to rule… With this luck paperwork would surely follow… Sometimes he wondered if his middle name was actually paperwork… Alright maybe that was a bit overdramatic but Damon ‘Paperwork’ Lee did have a weird ring to it.. Just as he was about to check on Damian he noticed he was actually asleep. Raising a brow in surprise he stood up.
Walking toward the young boy he noticed he was not playing. His breathing was even, and he had long ago stopped drawing… Was his thoughts that boring he telekinetically put the kid to sleep? … Scary thought. With a eye roll he picked Damian up and switched chairs with him. Getting the blanket from the back of the chair he placed it over the sleeping boy before trying to clean up the small mess at his desk. Clearing it up as best as he could he started to work. Mainly just yes and no responses with his signature. Nothing of deathly importance yet he still needed to do it. While he was busy with that Damian noticed he had be moved. He then without making any sound jumped from the chair and moved to the door. He had to go to the bathroom.
Making his way down to the bathroom it did not hit him to tell Damon he was leaving to avoid causing him to freak out. Reaching the bathroom, he entered the room, went to the bathroom quickly, washed his hands like his mother told him it was polite to do, and then went to return to the office but noticed a butterfly had entered into the hallway through one of the open windows. Chasing after the butterfly he long forgot he was suppose to return to the office. Damon who noticed it was much to quiet lifted his head, finally done with his damn paperwork. The important stuff anyways. He then noticed Damian was no longer in the chair. Springing from his seat he looked around. “Crap…”
Moving to the door of his office he stuck his head into the hallway to hope to catch him but did not see the small boy. Grumbling under his breath he left his office. He then stood in the hallway. “… Left or right… Left or right…” He was tempted to go left but seeing he was almost always wrong it would make sense to go to the right… Starting to go to the left he almost slipped when he violently turned to the right. Rubbing the bridge of his nose he started down the right of the hallway. As Damian chased after the butterfly down the left of the hallway. Damon was just about to turn another right when he heard feet, a crash and boom, and then someone crying. Not that he wanted the little hooligan to hurt himself and cry, but this made it easier to find him at least.
Reaching the small boy he noticed he was holding his knee which due to lack of furs in this particular hallway made it worse then normal. It was not bleeding all to badly but from the look Damian’s face it was bad. Damon gave him a strange look before the butterfly landed on the small boy’s nose and then he knew what caused it. Damian however almost feeling teased from the butterfly doing this to him cried harder when it landed on his nose. Damon noticing grabbed the butterfly by the wings carefully and then used his other hand to pick Damian up. Damian stopped sobbing but his eyes remained teary eyed. Damon sighed and walked back to his work. He then carefully placed Damian on his desk before grabbing a old container. Placing the butterfly carefully in the container he closed it before handing it to Damian.
Damian looked surprised and looked in the case as the butterfly flew around the decent sized container before settling on landing on one of the sides. Damian then placed the box shaped container in his lap and smiled softly. Damon then rolled his eyes with a small smile, “If you like butterflies so much then you should try catching them.” Damian gave Damon a curious look. “But… Daddy I cannot catch them, they fly to quickly and I crush them by accident…” Damon then pointed to a glass case behind him which held a bunch of pressed butterflies. “Yeah that’s what I thought before Rhys got me a net. I have no use for it anymore… I figure you would have more use for it…” Walking to a corner of his office he bent forward and grabbed the small net. It looked slightly worn but still in good condition. Handing it also to Damian he went to his desk.
Sitting down he went through his drawers until he found the bandages he was looking for. Grabbing a small roll, he went back to Damian and began to wrap his knee up. When it had a decent wrapping he used his teeth to break the wrapping from the roll and then he tied it tight enough to stay but loose enough to keep from being painful. He then felt Damian wrap his arms around his neck and rest his chin on his head. He wanted to look up but he was afraid if he moved to much Damian would slip off his desk. After a moment Damian released him and gave a gleeful smile. “Thank you!” Damon just rolled his eyes with a grin,
“Your welcome… So do you want to do something now?” Damian looked at Damon confused for a moment, “But you are busy and mommy says not to bother you when you are busy…” Damon just grinned before mumbling, “That never stops her…” Damian gave Damon a confused look before Damon just shook his head and smiled. “Well that is when I am busy. I am not busy anymore. I am actually free as a bird pardon the pun…” Damian tilted his head, “Daddy… What is a pun?” Damon paused before sighing, “Nothing important…” Damian nodded slowly before commenting another time, “Is it like a bun?” Damon gave Damian an amused look, “Sure lets go with that for now…”
Any other time he would have explained what it was but right now his brain was to scattered to bother remembering what a pun actually was… He figured Damian was done speaking about the pun but the next comment caused him to choke and blush. “Well if it is, mommy said you had nice puns then.” Damon rubbed his face while leaning against his desk. “Do not repeat that please… To anyone…” Damian just giggled, “I do not think she knew I overheard. She was talking to Belle…” Damon gave Damian a shocked look, “She was saying I had nice puns to her oh my god…” He then shook his head, he was getting dragged into this way to easily… Sighing he shook his head in front of his face, “Nevermind I will ask her later…”
Damian then pouted, “I did not say anything, If she knows she will not allow me to stick around and be able to listen… Then how will you get information?” Damon gave him a shocked look, for someone so young he had a point… Grinning he nodded, “Yeah sure… A little birdie told me… Now back to the question. What do you want to do?” Damian paused before putting the butterfly on the desk and jumping down. “Well can we play tag, hide and go seek, a few clapping games, get something to eat, and then wait for mommy?” Damon rolled his eyes, he had no idea why he bothered asking… It seemed he had the whole night planned out. Oh well, if Innocence was having a girls night out he could have a guys night out…
Shame Rhys was not around. Not that he would be suckered into this… Not without some blackmail from Innocence anyways. Damian then hide his face against the desk and started counting. Damon knew how to play the game but… It was just so childish… When he got to seven however he got a flighty desperate feeling that had him actually thinking about hiding. Taking a few steps backwards he noticed his blackout curtains… Good enough. Hiding behind them he heard Damian finish his count. “Ready or not…” He took a small sweep of the room, “Here I come….” He then looked under the desk, he looked behind the door, under the blanket… He then noticed a pair of shiny shoes. Giggling he walked over them he pulled the curtains. He however did not find anyone wearing the shoes.
Confused he pouted, he could not find him… Taking a quick look in the hallway he pouted. “Alright you win…” Coming out of the opposite blackout curtains wearing only his socks Damon grinned. Damian then looked surprised. “Cool!” He had been totally fooled. Now it was his turn. He waited until Damon was at nine before darting around looking for a good place to hide. With a grin he hopped into his hiding place. Damon finishing his count looked around and copied the following statement as Damian. “Ready or not here I come…” He then looked around again. He then looked under his desk, out in the hallway, here he had hidden in which he grabbed and placed his shoes back on. He then checked the chair and then pouted. Sitting and kind of leaning against his desk he crossed his arms.
“Alright I give…” Damian who had been hiding in one of the drawers of the dresser against the far wall pushed his way out and made an attempt at a scary sound. Damon just rolled his eyes and placed his hands to his cheeks. Making a look of surprise Damian giggled and hopped out of the drawer. Damon wondered if they were going to have another round, that was until Damian rushed over, placed a hand to his stomach as he jumped up and then bolted, “Your itttt!” Damon was surprised for a moment before he tore out of the room after the small boy. He figured he would be able to win this easy enough seeing he was older and had longer legs but each time he was close to tagging Damian he would either stop and it would cause him to miss totally or he would jump out of the way.
Innocence was coming up the stairs at this point. She had to cut her fun night short. Sadly Enigma had been called to an emergency work, Mary had to take care of Robert who had gotten a rather nasty cold again, Jezebelle had to work on his mother’s request, and Whisper had not wanted to hang out in public anyways so… She was back to being alone which she hardly wanted to be. So she decided she had enough fun… Maybe if she was lucky Damon would be done. She had no idea as she turned the corner she would see something highly amusing and so adorable she had to cup her mouth shut to keep herself from being given away. Damon was chasing after Damian. After a moment she figured he had done something bad and Damon was trying to get him to behave but when Damon finally was able to put his hand on Damian’s back she knew…
“Your it!” She watched highly amused. They were playing tag… She hid behind the corner and watched. After a moment Damian had tackled Damon and from his stomach repeated the phrase before jumping away and running. It continued a few times before the both of them were leaning against opposite walls panting from running around so much. She smiled softly, she had no clue they had bonded so well… Maybe she should leave them alone more often… From what she gathered Damian was it… Damian then yawned. “Daddy… Can we play the clapping games really quick? I am getting tired…” Damon grinned, “Alright, lets go.” Damian then placed a hand on Damon’s knee, “Oh and daddy your it again.” Damon just rolled his eyes before placing his hands on Damian’s stomach and started to tickle him.
“Oh I am not it again, you are it, no backies.” Damian wiggled as he was being tickled. His hysterical laughter echoed through the hallways. Getting a few looks from the staff who had been reading and heard the laughter. They soon left to return to reading and relaxing when they saw what it was. Damon however was to busy trying to tickle Damian to notice his appearance was hardly badass or noble. He had a wicked grin on his face. He was having to much fun. When Damian started to beg for him to stop he finally did. Damian then mocked Damon’s grin. “You win.” Damon then finally allowed him to be free replied in almost a proud manner “Damn straight.” Damian then mocked the line which caused Innocence to giggle almost giving herself away. She was lucky the two of them were to busy with each other to notice.
She then was surprised to see them sit down on the floor in plain sight. Damon sitting Indian style while Damian sat on his knees to try and make up for the large height difference. Then with Damian’s help Damon started to play a few different clapping games Walter and Rob had both taught him. That was to much, Innocence stepping from behind them placed a finger to her lips when Damian noticed her coming. Staying quiet Damian just kept playing, Damon was none the wiser to the fact Innocence was sneaking up from behind. Once she was close enough she got on her knees and reached out. Wrapping her arms around Damon which caused him to nearly jump out of his skin. Damian just started laughing at the reaction. Falling onto his back and kicking his legs against the floor while holding his stomach.
The look on his face is what really got him going. Damon then tilted his head back and saw the amused look on her face and blushed. He had been caught… “Having fun love?” Damon could only let out a whine, Damian getting himself collected smiled. “I had tons of fun! Daddy is really fun to play with! … Did you have fun with Auntie Enigma and everyone else?” Innocence pouted as she rested her chin against Damon’s shoulder. “I did until we had to cut it early… Well at least you guys had fun…” She had a happy smile on her face but both boys looked at each other before smiling. “Well seeing we all have nothing to do lets go outside before the sun rises and this rare night ends…” Damian gave a larger smile at the statement.
Innocence then noticed the bandage on the leg. “Hey what happened to your knee darling?” Damian just shrugged, “I was trying to catch a butterfly… Nothing bad I promise mommy. Daddy helped me.” Damon blushed as he noticed Innocence was looking at him again. “He did, did he… Well then I suppose everything is just fine.” Innocence then remembered the past statement about going outside. “You really want to go outside?” Damon rolled his eyes, “Well duh, I know it may seem like it but I really dislike paperwork and being inside all the damn time… So lets go outside.”
Innocence glanced at Damon in surprise but nuzzled her nose against his cheek in pleasure. “Yaaay!” Damian then stood up and started running circles around them with a smile. He was excited, he would be spending fun time with both his parents. Innocence backing away from Damon helped him up. Damon then got Damian’s attention. “Get that net… I got something I want to show you…” Damian smiling ran into the office before coming back with the little butterfly net. Innocence looked surprised but stayed silent wanting to see what this surprise was going to be. Placing a hand on Damian’s head and then wrapping a hold on Innocence so she was pressed against his chest they then made their way outside.
Having no clue where they were going Damian and Innocence just allowed themselves to be led. Reaching a very old tree surrounded by some bushes Innocence looked up and smiled gleefully. The tree although old had very beautiful flowers and the surrounding bushes also had splashes of colors which the moon’s glow heightened. Innocence was confused about the net however, it made no sense to bring it… Damon then released her, and bent forward grabbing a medium sized stone. He then winded his arm before throwing it into the general direction off the tree. It hit the tree and then bounced into the bushes. The movement of the stone and the sounds of it bouncing around caused the hiding butterflies and fireflies to spring from their hiding place.
Damian then giggled and bounced a few times before darting forward hoping to catch some of the light bulb bugs and some of the beautiful butterflies he had never seen. Innocence watched in amazement with a larger smile growing on her lips. She then noticed her son was catching the bugs. Damon then looked around before leaving Innocence for a moment, coming back he had to dirty jars. “I used to use these…” He had a slight blush on his face at the admittance but he figured it was worth it. Placing the jars where Damian could place his catches he figured they could clean them afterwards. He placed the flower he had grabbed while getting the jars behind Innocence’s ear and gave a slightly cheesy grin. Innocence just giggled before sighing.
She was having fun again. As Damian kept running around trying to catch his bugs Damon leaned forward and gave Innocence a soft kiss before pulling away. Innocence however pulled him back before giving her own soft kiss to him a smile still on her lips. Wrapping her hands around his neck the two shared a few more kisses before Damian broke them up by showing his catches. He had a jar of about seventeen fireflies and then six or seven butterflies. Innocence got on her knees and stared into the jar with a gleeful smile. Damon then placed a sly grin on his face. “Anyone want to have a little competition on this fine night?” Innocence looked surprised but nodded with her own sly grin growing. “Sure…” Watching him go into a shed like building he came out with two more nets. These two were bigger.
“Rules are easy just catch as many before we have to go inside… Go!” Innocence and Damian both gave out excited screams before rushing around trying to catch as many as they could. Damon had decided to not actually join in but after a moment he found himself chasing after the bugs just as passionately as the other two were. After a few moments it was clear that Damian had won. Releasing his butterflies to keep them from dying he decided to keep the fireflies until tomorrow night, that way he could keep something and then keep them from dying. Taking his catch in his arms he allowed himself to be picked up by his mother he gave his net to Damon who put them all away. He wanted to do this again tomorrow but right now he was to tired to speak.
Falling asleep against his mother as they walked inside Innocence gave Damon a small surprise kiss before giggling and running inside. Damon just gave a look of surprise before grinning and putting extra speed in his step. Putting the nets in his office he noticed he still had some paperwork. Innocence who had rushed ahead had placed Damian in the bedroom and covered him up. Placing the jar on the table he slept closer to. She the waited a moment and noticed Damon had not come back. Getting up from the edge of the bed she walked to the office. Seeing him sitting at the desk she walked over and leaned against him. “What are you doing…” Damon just sighed, “I forgot some work… Do not worry just go to sleep. I just need to sign these stupid things.”
Innocence rolling her eyes took the papers. She then grabbed the quill from his hand. When he went to complain and argue she just placed a firm kiss on his lips before quickly signing all the papers. He went to glare at her and say her signature was not going to work when he saw she had once again forged his signature… How sad she could write his name ten times as fast as he could… Probably more like him then he could do… Rolling his eyes he watched her put everything away before leaning against him again. “Go to sleep…” Damon just wrapped his arm around her waist and nipped at her neck before smiling. “I am not really tired yet…”
Innocence just smiled and batted his shoulder slightly. “Come on lover boy, we need to wake up early tomorrow…” Damon just shrugged before pressing her closer with a squeeze of his arm. Innocence just leaned against him while giggling. She then gave him a sweet kiss on his nose before wrapping him in a hug. He just kept grinning. Nuzzling his nose in her neck he sighed. He was tired… He however wanted to tease a bit more… “Well seeing I am so wide away and I need a good sleeping pill how about helping me out…” Innocence blushed softly before rolling her eyes. “I can hit you over the head if you want.” Damon just laughed before shrugging. “Well depending on which head you speak of I might just take you up on that offer.” Gasping in fake offense she hit him over the head she had meant in a playful smack.
He just kept laughing. He then paused enough to notice that she was looking at him. “Yes?” Innocence just grinned, “You were so cute tonight… If I was not going to be jealous about being left out I would let you both hang out more often…” Damon just smiled before standing up with his arm still around her waist. “We can all have fun… Or we can drop the kid on Rhys and have some fun… Just the two of us…” Nuzzling his nose in her neck again he made a mocking barking noise which she giggled at before pretending to try and push him away. “Down boy! Bad dog!” Damon just continued until he gave a small yawn. “Well I do have one last question.” Innocence looked up at him curiously. “Well a little birdie told me you are telling your little friends about my ‘puns’ of steel… Care to explain?”
Innocence gave a confused look, “Puns?” Damon just grinned, “Puns, buns… Inside joke. Explain…” Hearing buns she knew what he was talking about and blushed. “Well uh well… Um… Ah… Aheh… I was just you know… Bragging? … ” Damon just gave an amused look with a sly grin at the stumbling over words. He then gave her a mild look of surprise when she grabbed his ass. “Anyways, I never lie about the important stuff… So why are you making such a big deal about me bragging about your buns of steel? If I had one, I would be screaming on top of a tall building where everyone could hear.” Damon just gaped at her before she let his ass go and took his hand so she could lead him to bed. He just rolled his eyes after getting over the surprise.
Reaching the room they noticed Damian was deep asleep. Getting into the bed Innocence figured they would fall asleep but she felt herself being placed on Damon’s chest. Looking up at him in surprise he leaned forward slightly and kissed her. It started as a soft sweet kiss, and after a few of these it turned into a long passionate kiss that turned into a small make out session. Innocence then pulled away so she could breath. Giving one look at Damon to see what the hell she had done to deserve that she noticed that look in his eyes. He wanted to do more then kiss she could tell but… Damian was in the room. When he was a baby it did not bother her as much but… He was older now. She went to say something but Damon sat up and while taking her with him headed out of the room.
He put her down once in the hallway and started to walk. Waiting until they were halfway down the hallway he spun he around so she was facing him again. He then with a devious grin pinned her to the wall. “All things considered I still think I need something to do while I am trying to fall asleep.” Innocence who blushed wanted to say that Damian was going to wonder where they went but it was obvious he was dead tired and was not going to work as an excuse. “…Fine you win, can we at least do this where no one can see me…” Damon just grinned before shrugging. Unpinning her enough so he could pick her up, she wrapped her legs around his waist and rested against his shoulder. He loved how she acted like she was doing him a favor… It amused him.
He then figured one of the guest rooms far from this wing would work. Walking the few extra steps needed he walked into the free room. He then closed the door with his foot and placed her on the bed. Hiking her dress up he put no second thought into it, he wanted to do this before he fell asleep. What could he say he was greedy. Ripping the hip bandages off her hips and practically ripping the dress itself off he stared at her for a moment before grinning. She then pouted, “Hey no fair…” The comment just made his grin grow. “There is no fair in love darling… Now stop complaining and start moaning…” Laughing he leaned over her knowing she would complain again if he did not. Just as she was going to open her mouth to complain again like he knew she would he nipped at her neck. Instead of a complain a long moan came out instead.
Using his hands he started at her chest bandages. He waited to see if she would continue complaining but when he heard her moan he just grinned against her skin. He then in between kisses spoke. “Once I get the chance you will not be wearing those horrible bandages. Those are for wounds and you are hardly wounded… That way I can make you melt whenever I want…” He heard her moan a few more times and he let out his own strangled moan before continuing. “And where ever I want…” Innocence could only thrash slightly as he continued to go lower once again. Well tonight had been fun… He had been able to spend some time with Damian, get some harmless fun with Innocence fit in and now he was going to have some potentially harmful fun…
With a grin he knew he was going to get rid of those bandages. It made him more inclined to ruin her dress by accident… He would be making sure that that stupid rule would be dropped and any dresses with to many ties would be thrown out and either buried, thrown into the ocean, or burned… Same for any of those dresses that did not show enough. The thought made him grin more. Well that was later, right now he had her right where he wanted her… He would be focusing on the here and now. Later she really would be his little slave… With a few more inner laughs in his head he continued what he started before he indeed fell asleep from his busy day.
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A/N:: Anyways I hope you enjoyed this. It was mindless fluff in the beginning with some lewdness and borderline smut at the end lol. Oh and the answer is… How do you keep an idiot busy? Check the beginning A/N.
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